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In order for the bathroom thing to work you actually have to not be able to hold it. A number of years ago a friend of mine was speeding to get to a bathroom, it was cold and flu season and he had a bad case of "the runs". My friend jumped out of the car and told the cop he was speeding to the gas station at the next exit. He said he was sick and was going to shit himself. The cop didn't believe it. My friend DID shit himself after a few minutes while the cop was on the radio checking the things that cops check when they pull a guy over. My buddy pointed to the wet stuff on his crotch and ass and the cop got out of the squad, shook his head and gave the guy a warning. The next time that happens have the girlfriend actually piss or shit herself. Maybe that story will work if it's true!
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